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lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

6 hours ago with 146,629 notes • via: daenerysknope / source: zaynyboy
#WHAT #HOW

insomnia selfie

I look like I have a mustache. it’s just stress acne DON’T WORRY

1 day ago with 2 notes
#deleting #selfie #GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
livefromnew-york said:
Which scene was the reference to? In bridesmaids

The “George Glass” thing that Kristen says. Jan Brady uses the same name to make her family think she has a boyfriend.

or maybe it’s a weird coincidence? 

1 day ago with 0 notes
#livefromnew-york

singagoldenhymn:

fuckyeah1990s:

George Glass

This goes out to both my sisters

I never realized that the scene in Bridesmaids was a reference to the Brady Bunch movie…

1 day ago with 23,138 notes • via: marbleheavymind / source: neill-deactivated20120517
#bridesmaids #george glass #kristen wiig #brady bunch

(*Tuesday) but still relevant.

HAPPY EARTH DAY

2 days ago with 189 notes
#amy+poehler #Amy Poehler #earth day #snl
4 days ago with 73,092 notes • via: bedarlingbedaringbedauntless / source: hazelvangustus
#clingy to match me

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

4 days ago with 46,328 notes • via: bedarlingbedaringbedauntless / source: happiest
#ugh

whole wheat toast with peanut butter and honey

FUCK YOU EATING DISORDER

6 days ago with 5 notes
#taking my life back #one bite at a time

can I just groan until everything is ok?

1 week ago with 4 notes

Which "SNL" Icon Are You?

I got Tina!

1 week ago with 3 notes
#snl #tina fey

How To (11/30)

This is how to be a cliche. This is how to feel alone in a crowd. This is how to claim a stomach ache. This is how to cultivate hunger. This is how to fill up on feeling. This is how to build walls. This is how to get lost within them. This is how to fake it. This is how to starve. This is how to hiss and spit behind closed doors. This is how to feel superior with your head in the toilet.

1 week ago with 3 notes
#napowrimo #poetry #eating disorders

I was so manic during the Seattle improv trip last year that I don’t remember much.

I remember wandering through the rain, and not understanding why everyone was worried about me. 
I remember seeing pieces of broken glass on the ground and wanting to stab them through my arms.
I remember crying a lot. 
I remember being awake at 5 in the morning, wanting to jump off a building.

I told myself this year would be different. and I’m so afraid it won’t be.

The only thing that feels like it will be different, is I’m getting better at hiding my mental bullshit. So bring on the secret struggle.

I WILL NOT let my crazy bullshit ruin this trip. I will be IN CONTROL. ugh

1 week ago with 1 note
#seattle #improv #mental illness