ok but literally how
The “George Glass” thing that Kristen says. Jan Brady uses the same name to make her family think she has a boyfriend.
or maybe it’s a weird coincidence?
This goes out to both my sisters
I never realized that the scene in Bridesmaids was a reference to the Brady Bunch movie…
(*Tuesday) but still relevant.
HAPPY EARTH DAY
have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love
whole wheat toast with peanut butter and honey
FUCK YOU EATING DISORDER
Live from New York, it’s your comedy soulmate.
I got Tina!
This is how to be a cliche. This is how to feel alone in a crowd. This is how to claim a stomach ache. This is how to cultivate hunger. This is how to fill up on feeling. This is how to build walls. This is how to get lost within them. This is how to fake it. This is how to starve. This is how to hiss and spit behind closed doors. This is how to feel superior with your head in the toilet.
I remember wandering through the rain, and not understanding why everyone was worried about me.
I remember seeing pieces of broken glass on the ground and wanting to stab them through my arms.
I remember crying a lot.
I remember being awake at 5 in the morning, wanting to jump off a building.
I told myself this year would be different. and I’m so afraid it won’t be.
The only thing that feels like it will be different, is I’m getting better at hiding my mental bullshit. So bring on the secret struggle.
I WILL NOT let my crazy bullshit ruin this trip. I will be IN CONTROL. ugh